Author: Benford

TMEA

This week is the Texas Music Educator’s Association annual convention. I’m really excited about getting to hang out with my old friends as well as seeing some great clinics. I’ll be back with lots of pictures to share, and maybe a few stories as well. Not sure when I’ll get to post them being that I’ve been so busy lately but I’ll get them online at some point. Hope you guys also have a great rest of the week!

I hope none of my friends can relate…

A guy goes into the supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at him and say hello. He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???” She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”