Category: Funnies

…today’s laugh is:

My Google homepage is set up to show headlines from the Austin Statesman. Today, I logged in and found one to say,

San Marcos mayor’s race finally over; man dies after police standoff.

I know those mayoral races can get nasty but boy howdy, that one must’ve been rough!!

There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it’s only a hundred billion. It’s less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
– Richard Feynman

Now, isn’t THAT the truth?!?!?!?