News flash…

The mayor of Houston issued a press release stating that Houston will change it’s name to Tina Turner…

…cuz it’s fixing to get bitch-slapped by IKE!!!

(Thanks to my friend Paul for that.) I’m sure if you’re going to be directly affected by Ike, you were smart enough to get outta town. If you’re in the Austin area this weekend, give me a hollar!

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