Next week, the SPHS Fine Arts Department will present our production of Damn Yankees. The details can be found by following the link above. If you’re in town and have some time, come out. It’s gonna be good stuff!

Here’s a good funny. Hope you enjoy it!

Wal-Mart has announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine.The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but “there is a market for cheap wine,” said Kathy Micken, director of marketing. She continued, “But the right name is important.” Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in popularity are:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine…
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum), or red meat (Squirrel).

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