Wow, did I piss in someone’s Wheaties…

Looks like someone was drunk commenting. Went through a lot of trouble to do this…. With this much work (obviously not spell check, though) put into this composition, we should definitely publish it for him/her. So, Buttness (that’s the user name they picked), here is your moment:

You are such a bitch cathy, you go to hell, you go to hell and you die. You suck at everything, namely life. In the future, don’t be such a skankalicious whore-bag. Everyone who knows you, hates you……true story. You’re ugly, get a teeth….job. That way they don’t bend in so much from all that cock suckage. You nasty whore, do you take it in the ass? DO you like all the poop chuteage that you call sexual activity. You do don’t you? You like it in the ass! Is that shitter where you’re having it with one of your many “subscribers”? That’s wrong. There’s no way you can ever have it! YOU have to pay for them, not vica-verca. You therfore, are not a skank, but one who wishes to be a skank but can only get it form the ugly guys. That’s write I said it. You dirty dripping cunt. Guys find you and your dog/cat eating, chink ass, japanese sushi partaking, anal practcing, trumpet suck at playing, anal licking, bent in teeth, (I’m fiding it really hard to stop), charlie ass utterly revulting. Why are you so UGLY? Is is it a birth defect? Did your parents have saki when they were doing one another to have you? Or was it your mother and her pot after the sex. Were you dropped on the head as a kid? Did you get beat with an ugly stick? Don’t answer, because quite frankly, I don’t care. Hate.

Sorry about all the profanity. Normally, I wouldn’t publish all that but I think if I tried to edit it, it would just take away from this person’s passion about me. Good stuff, huh?

Oh, for anyone that actually cares, this post comes from IP: 24.27.50.12 , cpe-24-27-50-12.austin.res.rr.com.

Menthos + Coke

This is what happens when you put 13 Menthos in a bottle of Coke. Thanks to Madeline (Sami’s friend) for trying this, video taping it and sharing it with the world!!

A Trip to New Home Mecca

I’ve been looking for a new desk for my office and I’ve really had not much luck. I wanted a desk that was sleek but not industrial. I actually had found one at Office Depot online that I went to look at in the store to find that “Yuck no thank you,” was my immediate reaction. Cathy suggested that we go to IKEA so yesterday, we made the trip to the Mecca of furniture and other household stuff. There’s quite a few different rooms we went through before we got to the office furniture section and I found quite a few things I’ve put on my wish list for future trips or web shopping or even when the Round Rock store opens in 2007 and I think so did Cathy.

We entered the office furniture section and there it was:

We walked around the desk area a bit more, just to make sure but yup, that one was it…and, it was in stock!! So I wrote down the aisle/bin numbers and we moved to the next section – bedrooms.

I have never really had proper bedroom furniture and now that I own this house, I’d really like something a bit more adult-like. I’d really like my bedroom to have a Japanese feel and I think my mom is going to arrange for her mom’s dresser to be shipped here, if my cousin isn’t using it. How cool would that be??? I think I found the bed I want as well:

IKEA doesn’t have the highest quality of furniture but I really like the sleek lines and simplicity in their furniture and it’s not crap. I walked through Ashley Furniture the other day and everything was just so ornate and trendy. I couldn’t imagine spending that much money for something I’d be sick of so quickly. Oh well. So, I think the will be my next big purchase.

Coming home was quite an adventure itself. After measuring and trying to fit the desktop in the Honda at different angles and even some nice man offered to put it in his pickup if we were going to the same area he was (turns out Austin wasn’t quite his destination), we decided that I was going to have to ship it home, or so I thought. I took the desktop back inside only to be told that having it delivered would cost me $175 after tax!!! But, they could easily tie it to the roof of my car and it would be fine. “To Austin?” I said. “No problem, we just stacked a bunch of boxes on top of a car that was going to Mexico. There was a couch we strapped on top of a car last night.” Okay, so I let him strap it to the top of the Honda. I trusted him only because he was Asian 😉 ….

I’ll have to say that I’m very impressed how well he strapped it. That sucker didn’t move!

Such a fun trip…I just can’t wait until they open the IKEA here! I might need to start a savings account just for that grand opening!

What to do, what to do?

Friends & general readers of Bigbenford.com, I need your help. As I put my house together (MY HOUSE!!!!), I know I’m going to come across questions in which I’ll need opinions on and I trust that you’ll input your always helpful opinions (yes, even you, Ed). At this time, I have two questions:

1. Where do you store your cookbooks? I’ve had them on a shelf next to the kitchen for a long time but now, I don’t want to do that but it seems like there’s not a great place to keep them. I’m almost thinking pantry but I think if I did that, I’d have to modify one of the shelves so the covers/pages wouldn’t slip through.

2. I have a 20″ Hitachi monitor I’m not sure what to do with. I’ve had it for several years and I’m really pretty much all laptop now so the use of a monitor is not necessary. I have a tower that I’d like to rebuild at some point but it’s not a priority any more. If I keep the monitor, I don’t want it sitting in my office until I’m ready to use it. Should I sell the monitor or store it in the garage or what?

Okay, those are today’s challenge questions. Thanks for your help now and in the future.